January 2012
SOPA Emergency IP list →
anglophonic:
So when these assfucks in DC decide to ruin the internet, here’s how to access your favorite sites in the event of a DNS takedown
tumblr.com 174.121.194.34 wikipedia.org 208.80.152.201 # News bbc.co.uk 212.58.241.131 aljazeera.com 198.78.201.252 # Social media reddit.com 72.247.244.88 imgur.com 173.231.140.219 google.com 74.125.157.99 youtube.com 74.125.65.91 yahoo.com...
December 2011
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A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man...
NEITHER WILL THE 3 SECONDS IT TAKES TO GOOGLE THE LICENSE PLATE AND SEE THAT THIS IS FAKE.
tiedbymiles:
Clair de lune / Claude Debussy
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Anonymous asked: How old are you and how old is your boyfriend?
I had a tasty refreshing breakfast drink! It comprised of:
1 cup Light Vanilla Soy Milk
1 tsp Matcha powder.
1 Splenda packet
…
That’s all! Pretty yummy!
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This fucking happened. Can you believe this...
Boyfriend: So, have you thought about what you want to eat for dinner tonight?
Me: How about we pick up some tilapia and have that with some rice? Light dinner?
Boyfriend: Yeah, we could do that, cook them in the oven with some lemon and garlic.
Me: Sure.
Boyfriend: Wait. So what I've been cooking isn't HEALTHY enough?
Me: Well, it could be HEALTHIER.
Boyfriend: Oh. So my cooking's not good enough now?
(Dead serious, folks. I can't make this shit up)
Me: NO! I just though a light dinner would be nice.
Boyfriend: What's wrong with what we've been eating??
Me: Nothing! There's been a lot of pasta and potatoes...
Boyfriend: What's wrong with pasta and potatoes???
Me: NOTHING! There's a lot of carbs in them....
Boyfriend: Oh! What? Now you're gonna tell me carbs are bad?
Me: In excess, YES! Look, if you don't want to know what I want for dinner, don't ask me!
Boyfriend: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S SAYING MY COOKING ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH!!!
(Full scale bitch fest here. Off the charts)
Me: (After more of the same BS) So what? We were getting along today and you just couldn't stand it?
Boyfriend: Whaaaaaaaaaat???
Me: Since this all has to be about you, right? That's what you think?
Boyfriend: NO! That's what your're saying! What I'm doing isn't good enough for you!!!
Me: NO. You need to stop making the fact that I'm trying to eat healthier into your problem! I am at my highest weight EVER, and if I want to make changes to the way I eat because of it, that's not your problem! If it pisses you off so much, we'll fend for ourselves! You cook your food, I'll cook mine!
Boyfriend: Yeah that's just great. You were complaining about breakfast this morning too. You didn't want to eat what I was cooking.
Me: Because I was going to eat a bowl of oatmeal, because I'm at my HIGHEST WEIGHT EVER.
Boyfriend: ...
...
... So, you're going to make fish tonight?
Me: Fine.
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CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS CRAP???? I've about had it..
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How sad is it that I want to cry because I have to eat breakfast?? I was sitting here, thinking about what I would and would not be eating today when the boyfriend asked if I wanted him to make me breakfast. I politely declined, but he wouldn’t take no for an answer. He busted out the secret weapon. Corned beef hash. Gah.. So I’ll eat. Of course I’ll eat.
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I just ate a huge bowl of corn. Like the frozen microwavable steamer bag of corn? I ate it all. With just a little salt, no butter. Let’s see how many servings and calories I just ate…………… 4 servings at 70 calories a piece. 280 calories. Could have been worse.
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I am, once again, the fattest I’ve ever been.
I need to do less of this:
And this:
And more of this:
This:
AND, of course, this:
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All joking aside, it really sucks. The fatness. None of my clothes fit and my skin is awful. I’m going to try and make better...
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Anyone have a livejournal blog?
I do.
okwhatnow
Duh.
Let’s be friends.
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Remarks by the First Lady to Children While...
barackobama:
December 24, 2011 11:03 A.M. HAST
OPERATOR: You’re connected, ma’am.
MRS. OBAMA: Hello, this is the First Lady, Michelle Obama. How may I help you?
MRS. HARRIS: Hi, I have my daughter right here. She’d like to speak to you.
MRS. OBAMA: I would love to speak to her. Is her name Summer?
MRS. HARRIS: It sure is.
MRS. OBAMA: Okay, I’m ready for Summer.
MRS. HARRIS:...
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I bought the boyfriend a watch off Amazon for a Christmas present. He probably knows this, seeing as the box had “Mr. WATCH” printed in huge letters on the side..
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THERE IS A GALLIFREYAN FONT YOU CAN DOWNLOAD →
blueandbluer:
meganbytheminute:
Allison, I think this is a sign that it’s time to get ourselves some matching tattoos in Gallifreyan.
J00VIAN ALERT!
Well, y’all can write in Gallifreyan so tell me, what’s The Doctor’s name?
AAAAND, I get home from work and there’s a package on the porch marked Perishable. It has some curious holes in the edges of the box. I go inside to where the boyfriends son is playing video games and he’s like, “Oh, it’s you. There were raccoons and squirrels on the porch all afternoon. I thought they were back.”
Wait. So it’s the middle of the afternoon and...
Walked in from work and the boyfriends son was playing my new PS3 game, Demon’s Souls. I said, “Why is it that as soon as I get a new game you have to sit around and finish it before I even get a chance to hardly play it??” He turned it off. Yessssss…
The Rendering Plant over there...
I have a pretty strong stomach and that stink almost made me puke. I’d rather smell shit. Seriously. AND the guys said it wasn’t even bad today! I think I’m off meat for a while. Ugh…